Funnier Quote #1

 This is from television show SpongeBob SquarePants, episode No Weenies Allowed

    2 fish are waiting in line to get into the Salty Spitoon.

   Fish 1: Hey! I was in front of you!

   Fish 2: No you weren't.

    Fish 1: You callin' me a liar?

    Fish 2: I ain't callin' you for dinner!

    After this, they get into a giant brawl (which SpongeBob gets stuck in) and are let into the Double S (but not SpongeBob).